cyle:
“stellarynn:
“kleefkruid:
“Reblog graph of the day is: Wholly organic not reblogged by thousands of pornbots straight from the source butter
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Holy shit it’s been reblogged 9 thousand times straight from the source.
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cyle:

stellarynn:

kleefkruid:

Reblog graph of the day is: Wholly organic not reblogged by thousands of pornbots straight from the source butter

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Holy shit it’s been reblogged 9 thousand times straight from the source.

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Originally posted by dimensao7

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transcyberism:

redarmyscreaming:

depsidase:

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Sharecropping.

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FYI if your employer does this, if they have done it for a long time especially, you and your coworkers could be owed huge amounts of unpaid wages and it would be an easy suit if there is a paper trail like this and your employer is placing strict requirements on your behavior while not at work. Employment lawyers generally work on contingency. Just food for thought.

(via high-metafive)

the-haiku-bot:

reaperion:

trashquisitor-shirozora:

evilwizard:

cyle:

memories:

apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 03/30/2009 9:41:12 PM.

if anyone wants to see when they signed up for tumblr, visit the above post. it displays your registration timestamp when you view the post itself, but when you reblog it, it’ll copy that timestamp.

that blog is a little bit of chaotic tumblr magic i built for april fools a long time ago.

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i consider this a sort of spell circle tbh

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Somehow I’m not surprised I made A Decision in that year at that time.

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What in the hell was I doing up at 2 am when I was 14???

What in the hell was

I doing up at 2 am

when I was 14???

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

(via jacobtheloofah)

the-emblematic:

One wild thing about Universal cutting up all those trees is I first heard about tree law like, maybe a month ago. One of my mutuals reblogged that one comic and my reaction was sort of mildly amused, but also a little confused as to why tree law seemed to be so popular of all things

It really feels like some great karmic entity leaned down and said hey here’s the set up to a joke that won’t get a punchline for a little while. But when it does you’re gonna love it

(via soaringsparrows)

zachsanomaiy:
“ caucasianscriptures:
“Imagine being the only person alive who can say this
”
buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go...

zachsanomaiy:

caucasianscriptures:

Imagine being the only person alive who can say this

buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”

(via supreme-leader-stoat)

inneskeeper:

pugswithlasers:

hera-the-wizard:

gwyoi:

emoji-shitposts:

wonderful-emoji:

crescendoofstars:

shieldmaidenofsherwood:

irondoe:

swords-n-spindles:

bookshelfdreams:

red-r0ver:

🌳🌲🌳🌳🌲🌳🌳🌳🌲

Tiny forest for your dash

🐿️🦔🦉🐜🕷️

wildlife returning to your dash :)

🌳🦆🌿🌈🌅🐸🌱🌳🦋🌳

Look, there’s a small river crossing your dash!

⛰️⛰️🏔️🐏🌲🐐⛰️🌲🦅🏔️⛰️

We’re coming up on a mountain range

🌱🌾🌻☘️🌼🌱🏵🌾🌼🐦☘️🌻☘️🌾🌱🏵

Meadow!

🌅🌊🐬🐟🐠🐙🐚🌴

Slowly reaching the coast!

☁️🍃🕊️☁️🐦☁️☁️🦅🦇☁️🦋☁️🌤️

Into the sky

🌌🌙🚀☄️🌌🪐🌟💫🌌🪐🌠🛸

Made it to space!

☢️💥☄️

i killed you all.

🔥🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🌱🪨🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🪨🔥

and yet, life remains

🪨🪨🪨🌱🪨🪨🪨🪨🌿🪳🪨🪨🪨☘️🪨

the fire died out. we’re recovering

🌳🌲🌳🌳🌲🌳🌳🌳🌲

Tiny forest for your dash

(via jacobtheloofah)

socialjusticeace:

I hate the “Oh ur posting without tags? how is anyone supposed to find ur post🥺” warning shit tumblr does now. the hand of god will deliver me unto others

(via soaringsparrows)

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

First time as an actor having to be brutally murdered onstage and help why is it so embarrassing

Me walking into the greenroom after I just spent a whole scene screaming and begging for my life: hey…. How y’all doin…

Director: please stop giving people the thumbs up while you’re being murdered.

Me: …just trying to break the tension

Found a theater friend to share the agony with — opposite situation, he had to scream and cry after killing someone else onstage — claims it was equally embarrassing.

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Oh yeah thanks for reminding me that after opening night I have to start facing people who haven’t been conditioned to my nightly Scream And Death Sequence. Humiliating for them as well as me.

(via zerobotic)

lizardsfromspace:

Tubi is the best streaming service because it captures the feeling of a video store, but not a corporate video store like Blockbuster, or even a good indie store, but a rundown video rental place under a overpass weeks away from closing down. You’ll find, like, 2001: A Space Odyssey next to a unwatchable copy of a 70s exploitation film and a micro-low-budget indie and a movie called STRIPPER VAMPIRE MASSACRE III but you can find no evidence of STRIPPER VAMPIRE MASSACRE one or two existing.

This is a real, commercial streaming service and they’ve uploaded films with the DVD menu visible for the first few seconds bc it’s a recording of a DVD copy. What a titan in the landscape of streaming

(via fullmetalfisting)